Picks against the spread Wild Card round, Or welcome back my friends to the show that never ends
We’re so glad you could attend, come inside, come inside.
Lol check out my record for the whole year.
LAST WEEK: 7-9
OVERALL: 136–136
Somehow an exact .500—obviously that’s losing money betting -110 on most bets, but I still almost like being exactly even better than being like four games above or whatever. Everything perfectly in balance.
Anyways hope I got enough losses out of the way before the playoffs. I could use some wins.
Texans* (+2) over Browns
DeMeco Ryans is coach of the year. C.J. Stroud has already arrived. We don’t need to pretend this Browns thing is going to go on longer than it actually will.
Chiefs* (-4.5) over Dolphins
I hate this bet and I hate this game. In a just world this game would be taking place in Miami where the weather was relatively normal instead of relatively Arctic. There’s just not really a reason this game should happen the way it is going to happen. I think that too many people are saying “oh it’s too cold there’s no way Miami can do this they will be too cold” but also I think that too. Can’t help how you feel.
Bills* (-9) over Steelers
Steelers are going to keep this close the whole game but I still think the Bills win by double digits. Is there such a thing as a front door cover.
Packers* (+7) over Cowboys
Not happy about this pick but somehow this is too many points to give Jordan Love. Mike McCarthy welcome to hell.
Rams (+3) over Lions*
Stafford is going to do it.
Eagles (-3) over Buccaneers*
Absolutely no reason to believe in this Philly team but whatever I’m going down with the shitty ship go birds.